The Most Awesome Banana Slicer in the Whole History of…EVER!!

bananaslicerSteve Spinks turned me on to this via Facebook last week, and I’ve been reading the reviews for this banana slicer ever since. I even uploaded a Photoshopped Customer Image. The reviews are too damn funny!

Since other outlets are linking to just the top couple of reviews, I’m digging down for my favorites:

18 of 18 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsSaved me from running, December 26, 2012
By
Coffreak “Joan”

This review is from: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer (Kitchen)
Every morning I had to run along my husband as he rode his bike so that I could slice my banana in the spokes. Random bikers would be angry if I swiped at their tires with my banana. It was very tedious picking the slices out of my neighbors yards. Quite frankly, more than one family was exasperated with me since clippings from newly mowed grass made the job difficult. I started petitions to only allow grass cutting in the afternoon after breakfast is consumed. Thanks to Hutzler, I am once again on good terms with the neighborhood association, and my back isn’t cramped up from stooping along a moving cyclist.
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Hmmm, ceiling fans?

285 of 287 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsSuch a time saver, September 24, 2012
By
lloydravn

No more throwing bananas at the ceiling fan for me! This product has saved me the work of peeling the banana slices off the wall after the fan slices them. Thanks, banana slicer!
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A banana carrier?

320 of 332 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 starsWorst Banana Caddy EVER!, August 21, 2012
By
adam

I bought this banana caddy to transport my banana for lunch. EVERY DAY LAST WEEK i went for my banana and it was gone. EMPTY! Then I find little round bananas all over my string cheese and juicebox!!! Is this some kind of sick joke?!
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Evil trained monkeys?

5,088 of 5,157 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsMy 27 trained monkeys love this, March 3, 2011
By
L. Blankenship “Lundy Love”

As you may or may not know, I have 27 trained monkeys I use to do my evil bidding. Well, the younger monkeys teeth have not fully developed and so slicing a banana to feed them is a necessary chore. The adult monkeys used to have to chew up bananas and feed their young but not anymore with the Victorio Kitchen Products 571B Banana Slicer. The adults are going bananas over this time saving easy product. No longer so they have to taste and chew the deliciousness banana without eating it teasing them like a teenage prom date.

Now, they can eat and enjoy while i feed the young by slicing the bananas into small pieces that’s easy for them to digest, This product is aces in my book and if you have 27 trained monkeys that will help you take over the land of OZ, i highly recommenced this product. This product is more useful than a barrel of monkeys
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Living in Camarillo, CA, about 45 miles North of LA. I have a son, and two daughters. Working two jobs (welcome to California life), plus a (now retired) reservist in the US Navy Seabees so life is busy!
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2 Responses to The Most Awesome Banana Slicer in the Whole History of…EVER!!

  1. Lloyd Ravn says:

    I’m glad you found my review useful. By the way, do you have any idea how to get banana stain off of a ceiling fan?

  2. Well, if the “evil monkey guy” lives close by, you may consider asking him to send one of his evil minion aloft to lick the blades clean. Failing that, you might try this: Unger Industrial Microfiber Ceiling Fan Duster 962660.
    Just replace the fluffy thingie with a scubby thingy. Hope that helps!

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